If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style.
Combing your fuzzy upper lip or skull hair with this stainless steel comb is instant swag right there. Taming the hairy caterpillar on your lip with Mr Bumgrope’s Moustache wax just tops off the awesomeness.
The comb is 14cm long and is solid steel. It has a handy loop at one end for twirling on the end of your finger or for threading para-cord through or attaching to a carabiner so you can always have your comb handy as you dangle off a mountain – don’t underestimate the importance of looking good as you abseil. This tactical comb is the business.
The tin of mo-wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest NZ bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa – making it 200% organically awesome.
Being all natural the ingredients are great for your hair and skin and entirely edible if you find yourself going hog-wild and getting it everywhere.
The Moustache Wax and Beard Tamer can also be used for a variety of other uses – including the seduction of the female species through the magic art of massage and foot rubs, lubricating a stuck chainsaw and giving the old leather boots a bit of TLC.
The aroma is a pleasant mix of beeswax and coconut with a hint of pine needles and/or rum (depending on availability and sobriety).