Smurf Pellets

$10.00

You never see Smurfs defecating.

That’s because they are so shy and secretive about it. They go to great lengths to conceal their toilet habits, making sure no one sees them and hiding their droppings out of sight.

A Smurf poo starts out rather squishy, through the process of concealing their fecal matter the blue goo is hardened, rolled and polished. Then left to dry high up amongst the tree canopy. Packed carefully into this glass vessel is the product of hours of meticulous Smurf observation and field work, not to mention danger.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

Description

You never see Smurfs defecating.

That’s because they are so shy and secretive about it. They go to great lengths to conceal their toilet habits, making sure no one sees them and hiding their droppings out of sight.

A Smurf poo starts out rather squishy, through the process of concealing their fecal matter the blue goo is hardened, rolled and polished. Then left to dry high up amongst the tree canopy. Packed carefully into this glass vessel is the product of hours of meticulous Smurf observation and field work, not to mention danger.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

Additional information

Weight 300 g
Dimensions 80 × 80 × 80 mm