You need a jar of Preserved Pukeko Pancreas to make your life complete.
The highly trained Hedgehog Wranglers have some spare time in the evenings and weekends and often spend it removing the pancreas from Pukeko’s.
They do this simply for a laugh and a chance to show off in front of members of the opposite sex.
It so happens that Preserved Pukeko Pancreas tastes delicious and also a bit like licorice, so I have put some in a jar just for you.
Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!
Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.