Kind Kidney – Part of the Morgue Mates

$22.00

Introducing the kind kidney – the cute body part you can can cuddle.

The kind kidney is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This bean shaped lump of love  filters the hugs, love and custard from your blood.

Did you know that the kidney generates 180 litres of filtrate a day, while reabsorbing a large percentage, allowing for the generation of only approximately 2 litres of urine?

The kind-kidney is the perfect gift for giving. Made from printed fabric sewn together and filled with the squishy goodness of carded polyester – this is one organ you can’t have enough of.

Be sure to check out the other Morgue Mates as well.

Take the piss and get one today.

Free shipping for New Zealand Customers

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Introducing the kind kidney – the cute body part you can can cuddle.

The kind kidney is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This bean shaped lump of love  filters the hugs, love and custard from your blood.

Did you know that the kidney generates 180 litres of filtrate a day, while reabsorbing a large percentage, allowing for the generation of only approximately 2 litres of urine?

The kind-kidney is the perfect gift for giving. Made from printed fabric sewn together and filled with the squishy goodness of carded polyester – this is one organ you can’t have enough of.

Be sure to check out the other Morgue Mates as well.

Take the piss and get one today.

Free shipping for New Zealand Customers

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