You may think gathering hedgehog testes would be easy but I can assure you it is not.
It takes a village to raise a child (so they say) and it also takes a village to teach that child all the skills of a Hedgehog Wrangler.
Once the village-raised-child has grown to become a young man or woman and passed the grueling examinations, they are then skilled enough to perform the delicate operation of testicle harvesting.
This is a gruesome affair with much swearing and gnashing of teeth and crying. All done so that you can enjoy a wee nibble of nuts after dinner.
Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!
Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.