Hedgehog Testicles

$10.00

You may think gathering hedgehog testes would be easy but I can assure you it is not.

It takes a village to raise a child (so they say) and it also takes a village to teach that child all the skills of a Hedgehog Wrangler.

Once the village-raised-child has grown to become a young man or woman and passed the grueling examinations, they are then skilled enough to perform the delicate operation of testicle harvesting.

This is a gruesome affair with much swearing and gnashing of teeth and crying. All done so that you can enjoy a wee nibble of nuts after dinner.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Description

You may think gathering hedgehog testes would be easy but I can assure you it is not.

It takes a village to raise a child (so they say) and it also takes a village to teach that child all the skills of a Hedgehog Wrangler.

Once the village-raised-child has grown to become a young man or woman and passed the grueling examinations, they are then skilled enough to perform the delicate operation of testicle harvesting.

This is a gruesome affair with much swearing and gnashing of teeth and crying. All done so that you can enjoy a wee nibble of nuts after dinner.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

Additional information

Weight 300 g
Dimensions 80 x 80 x 80 mm