If you have to brush your beard you may as well do it in style.
Lets face it – your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it’s time to return the favour and give your beard some loving.
Brushing your beard or hair with this genuine wild boar bristle brush is instant swag right there. Taming the beast on your chin with the Hairy Beast Beard Oil just tops off the awesomeness.
The Beard Brush is made from wild boar bristles with a green sandalwood handle. The natural materials make it great for brushing your beard and massaging your manly chin and jowls. The boar bristles are strong enough to sort out any tangles and get the job done. The brush will improve with age as it absorbs oils from use and will last for years to come.
The Hairy Beast Beard Oil is made from a blend of natural oils including hemp-seed, grape-seed, jojoba, sweet almond and olive oil. Each of these oils have many individual benefits that are great for the hair and skin. The aroma is a pleasant mix of coffee, cinnamon, cloves and cardamon. It comes in a 30ml glass container. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
To use the beard oil simply add a few drops to the palm of your hand and with your fingertips massage into your manly beard, as you stroke your follicles you will feel your confidence and handsomeness increasing and you will be ready to face the world once again.
Mr. Bumgrope’s Moustache Wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa – making it 200% organically awesome. To use simply scrape a little with your fingernail, roll between your finger and thumb to soften, then massage into the ends of your fine facial fur. Use as much or as little as you like. Some prefer to comb the softened wax through their moustache and beard instead of the fingered follicle fondle. Being all natural the ingredients are great for your hair and skin and entirely edible if you find yourself going hog-wild and getting it everywhere.
The beard wax and oil can also be used for a variety of other uses – including the seduction of the female species through the magic art of massage and foot rubs, lubricating a stuck chainsaw and giving the old leather boots a bit of TLC.
Go forth bearded soldier.